If you want to find me; besides the pub (pre-baby), you will find me browsing the charity shops, scouring the discount racks at T K Maxx, upside down in the bargain bins at New Look or shopping till I'm dropping at B&M. Oh how I love B&M. I could stay in that shop all day. Infact my husband (who literally despises shopping) will always stay in the car in the hope it will speed me up. It doesn't work.
I sometimes worry that some interfering passer-by will report me for leaving him in the car for such prolonged periods; like they would a dog! However I am a responsible adult and so I always leave the window open an inch or so for him. OK, maybe I shouldn't be tying him to the steering wheel but.....Bless him...!!!
I once took him to a.......wait for it.....CAR BOOT! His favourite day of the week is a sunday. He loves a lie in and then to hit the pub for the day, watching the football, and putting a few losing bets on. He doesn't call it sunday, he has renamed it to 'his-day'. He say's there are seven days in a week. Six of which he can be selfless and a doting husband, and so one day is not much to ask for. Fair enough...
Anyway, you can imagine his excitement when I begged him to go with me on a rainy sunday morning to the car boot. I assured him that it can be great fun and that he might actually enjoy it.
He whined all the way there and complained all the way round. I remembered seeing other mums with their kids thinking how well behave they were!
The experience of me unintentionally DESTROYING 'his-day' was bad enough for the poor fella, but my bargain hunting was just too much for him. He was mortified when I bartered with stall holders over their already mega discounted ex-prized possessions.
He told me off for asking a lady who was soaking wet standing in the rain if she would accept 50p for the £1 top she was selling. He quickly gave her the £1 and hurried me off to the car. I guess that was a step too far. Apart from the hot dog van he hated the experience.
Needless to say he hasn't returned with me.
The point of this story is that now we are expected a baby we obviously are going to need a lot of stuff. So last weekend we take a trip to Mamas & Papas to pick out a few things for our little one....and...
Oh My Lordy Lordy!!!
£200 high chairs - why? Will the baby eat better food? Will it grow up to love sprouts and eat sprout sandwiches every day for its packed lunch? Will it make less mess and not throw up all over it because it knows it's a Mamas & Papas £200 bad boy? I am guessing the baby wont know (or care) how much it costs or where it came from? The little cherub is only interested in getting fed, throwing it up, then shitting it out. All for us to clean up!
I have to be honest....I hope that's ok?
I think spending as much money as possible on your baby so that it has the best of everything is just ridiculous. I think there are lots of areas where it's worth it for sure, like comfort and safety, but I do believe that some of these prices are getting silly.
Of course there are folk who buy certain brands so that it looks really great when people come round to visit, and is why there is a market for it. Some of these brands can name their price and there will always someone willing to pay it.....to.....should I???? Oh I'll just to say it...show off!
I wonder if Mama's & Papa's were to carry out a social experiment giving away (pain free) tattoos for your babies forehead of their logo, how many would do it? Of course nobody! That was a JOKE!
Don't get me wrong the stuff in Mamas & Papas is lovely, but is it really necessary to pay so much for certain things? Typically on my visit I picked up a right bargain (out the bargain bin) that was reduced from £38 to £10!!!! It was a beautiful thick all-in-one winter suit.
Can't take me anywhere!
But later that hour...
I asked the lovely assistants for some...assistance with the pram set ups. She was super helpful and showed me and the hubby all the mod cons and special attachments and so on. At first I thought my husband's head was going to explode as he processed all this information. He could't for the life of him get his head around the way one bit came off and another bit attached and then a car seat also attached. He was like, "we only wanted a pram"!
So the lovely lady asked if we would like her to price up the pram/push chair/car seat/hovercraft thing and came back with just £1200.
TWELVE HUNDRED ENGLISH POUNDS!
That's before nursery furniture, high chair, walker, playmat, swings, rockers, bouncers, bath stuff, food, clothes etc etc.
|Does my bum look big in this?|
This super pram was the bees knees and the lady told us how the material was made from the belly of a rare duck billed platypus (not really), and how the sides were so strong it was made from crash proof, drop proof, bullet proof, bomb proof, and just about anything proof material. (not really again - but almost)
Now I know that technology has moved forward since we were kids and our parents were kids, but I wonder, how did they cope without such luxuries? How did they manage without this fancy stuff? I would guess it is because it isn't necessary. What will we have next? ipads built into the prams so they can watch 'Three men and a baby'?
After a good laugh watching my husband look a total prat making a hash of getting into a harness we 'scarpered' to Mothercare!
So after a long day shopping for baby we hit costa to discuss what on earth we are going to do. We threw around many ideas of how to raise the extra cash to be able to buy all this stuff. Ideas such as; Bank Of 'Mum & Dad', downsize, sell all my heels (his daft idea), stop him going to the pub on 'his-day' (my daft idea), being the next Bonnie & Clyde (actually a good one but we haven't got the balls - well I haven't)
And then it hit us - eBay!!! We will find all of these wonderful items that others have spent thousands on and pick them up for less. Ding!
I understand that nobody wants to buy second hand stuff for their baby but really, who will know? I'm not talking potty's here, but pram's and nursery furniture that has hardly been used and as good as new. It will save a fortune and then we can sell it on as second hand (JOKE)
Thank you eBay you have saved me from selling my heels. And the answer to my initial post topic question; Mamas & Papas baby or eBaby baby?:
I guess it's going to be both!
My only slight worry is that one day i'll be strutting into Costa with my 6 inch heels, pushing my 'all singing-all dancing pushchair/pram/car seat/hovercraft super thingy' (thinking i'm the coolest cat in there); only for some mother in the queue to shout "'ere' that was my pram and I sold it on eBay for £300".
"And the cheeky cow still asked for a discount"